The Crew


  • AKA: BBW Gangsta, King of the Nerds
  • Most notorious quote, “Nevermind.”
  • Back up quote, “It’s gonna take more than a bullet to stop me!”
  • Theme/Intro Song: E.S. Posthumus – Pompeii
  • Favorite finishing move: Stab in the back


  • AKA: Doubledown
  • Quote: “It’s like splitting Aces”
  • Theme: Sir Hall & Sir Oates – I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)
  • Backup Theme: Young MC – Busta Move
  • Idol: Lt. Tom Kazanski, call sign: ‘Iceman’
  • Finishing Move: Pick Up a Rock


  • Alias: Clew
  • Quote: “Deemoney, you ever been in a barfight?”
  • Idol: Disco Inferno
  • Theme Song: Disco Fever
  • Finishing Move: The Tip Jar/Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick To The Face


  • AKA: Daddy of the Macdaddy
  • Quote: “I’m the lyrical gangsta”
  • Theme: Ini Kamoze – Here comes the Hotstepper
  • Idol: Ini Kamoze
  • Finishing Move: Ch-ch-chang chang


  • AKA: The Green Machine
  • Theme Song: Everyday Im Hustling
  • Idol: Dean Martin
  • Backup Idol: The Juggernaut, Bitch
  • Finishing Move: The Drunken Stumble
  • Quote: “Do you want to know why?”

Dirt McGirt

  • AKA: Ripper
  • Quote: “Everyday I Do”
  • Theme: Big Pun – “I’m Not a Player I Just Crush A LOT”
  • Idol: Steve Lattimer
  • Finishing Move: Teeebbs Choke Out after a bottle of Turkey 101


  • AKA: Sunshine
  • Idol: Tom Ames
  • Theme Song: Spree & the Spreewells – Cold Brews
  • Quote: “Sometimes you have to look at yourself in the mirror and say: When in Rome”
  • Finishing Move: Guitar to the face