Archive for the 'Football' Category

Down goes Kelly

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Fragile.

The Heavens Have Spoken

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

On the third day of vacation, the heavens openedĀ  and spoke unto Ryzz:
You are destined to return to greatness this season, no team will withstand your draft of fantasy greatness not even Teeebbs in the playoffs.
The entire draft sequence was then revealed to me by the voice of Sean Connery. You bunch of Turd Fergusons [...]

Fun FF Facts

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Ryzz’s usual sub par trash talk excited me about the upcoming season. When I first saw the droid app post, I sighed at how truly bad it was, but then I smiled because it signaled the start of FF preseason. Everytime dumb shit starts spewing out of Ryzz’s mouth, I know its that time of [...]

My Fantasy is Your “Uh Oh”

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

You bunch of Cleveland Steamrollers are gonna be doomed in to rotating around the bottom rung of the ladder in about two months.

That’s nothing new for Clew or Dirt but the rest of you dick tug of warriors aren’t going to like looking up at my grundle.
Who wants to bet I put H-dog back [...]

Make it happen!

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Vincent Jackson for Albert Haynesworth. Both want/need to be traded. Lets swap, make it happen Redskins!

Quick Update

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to the WLC and let you know I was still alive. The Mrs. and I arrived in southern cali about two weeks ago and have been settling into our house. The weather is amazing out here with temps between low 60’s to low 70’s [...]

NFL Dilution

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

I really hope this doesn’t come to pass. I hate the idea of adding two more games. More games dilute the importance of each game. Hell the championship is only one game. If anything they should scrap the preseason and get rid of two regular season games.
Its a shame they don’t realize the meat grinder [...]

Poor Poor Larry Fitzgerald

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Leinart is blowing it in AZ. Larry’s draft position is falling. Boldin is looking like a genius for exiting to greener pastures.

Paul Rudd doing important work

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

So many fantasy football names: Cinco Identity Generator 2.5, The Celery Man, 4d3d3d3 Engaged, add sequence: Oyster, Flarhgunnstow, & Nude Tayne as clew’s team.

“That’s an educated guess”

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

“We’ll dominate our division, off of bringing Donovan McNabb in here, a guy who’s dominated the division in the past. So that’s just an educated guess. That’s an educated guess, and I stand behind. I’ll stand behind that. I’ll fight and claw to try to make that happen.”
Bold predictions by a true [...]