“Do something to me girl.” From the following:

It certainly rivals the Army of Darkness quote, “Give me some sugar baby.”

in a “Once in a Century Crisis” says Greenspan

”Are YOU relying on inertia?” she muttered at them. “Oh no, that’s just me.”
-Hippy Rickshaw Pedaler, Keiren Valentine
Miami Herald

My dad once said to me, “Son, a fool with a plan can beat a genius with no plan.” I’ve used that here in this plan that I have — I’m the only one with a plan. Nobody else has a plan.
-T. Boones Pickens
NY Times

I love how one of the troops just yells, “Nice.”

A guy like him should shut his face.
-Clint Eastwood talking about Spike Lee

I put up a very hard defense with my leg. It was painful for myself and for him, and I could see that. It was a strike, leg against leg. It was very painful for both of us. I didn’t show that it was painful for me, but I could see in his eyes that [...]

“Sit your ass down!” - Lebron James

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The roommate and I had the Rambo marathon last week. Good times. One of my favorite one liners.

“The day I get outtracked in the jungle is the day I saw off my own balls.” - John McCain
The Onion’s War for the White House