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Some Short Movie Reviews

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Recently, I got trolled in to watching a couple movies I had no intention of seeing in the theater. Clew passing through with what looked like a female (I didn’t check her out using the Mick Dundee method so I can’t confirm) got me in to Robin Hood. The other: My sister needed a break [...]

Banned in Canada

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Banned in Canada,well… one province, so it must be good eh? Next trip to the beach this’ll be a nice novelty while watching Trading Places or Ghostbusters.

*Cough* *Heave* *Swallow Vomit In Mouth”

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

This makes my skin crawl. Very Island of Dr. Moreau like in plot but the hybrid is not furry. EUWWW

Thoughts on Robin Hood

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

Haven’t seen it yet but this sums up my thoughts on the story. I am leaning on waiting for the rental.
Give me Robert Clive, Belisarius, William the Conqueror, Charles Martel, or Charlemagne… anything but the same old shit served a different way.

Ironman 2 review

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

There are a lot of mediocre reviews out there about this movie. I even went in to this movie expecting to be disappointed.
It’s better than those reviews. Is it better than the original? Naw, probably not. For me, its in the B+ range.
The graphics, action, and acting were great: no complaints there. The last half [...]

Kickass Kicked Ass

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Great character dev: you get to share the main characters’ emotions, failures, victories, and growth.
Lots of potty mouth bathroom humor. Seeing Hitgirl say “cunts” even made me blush.
Lots of action + gory kills.
Best Nic Cage since Lord of War. McLovin was great. Mark Strong landed a meaty role outside a Guy Richie film, good for [...]

Clash of the Titans Review

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

No need to see this in the theater. Its disappointing. The plot moves like dominoes falling in a row. Each domino being some sort of beast in Perseus’s way. This wouldn’t be so bad but there is no character dev. Most characters on screen for more than 30 seconds die and you don’t care. They [...]

160 Arnie Quotes

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

10 minutes of one liners. Here. We. Go.
From IO9

HTTM > The Hangover?

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

The Spill crew reviews Hot Tub Time Machine and one of them liked it more than The Hangover.
Spill.com

“Judge me and let all men know my guilt or innocence.”

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010