Its probably the worst movie I’ve seen all year. I kept holding out, “Its gonna get better… Its gonna get better” but it only wanders in to “big steamy pile of shit” territory. Plot sucks, music really sucks, montages suck, explanation of events suck, the Wall Street insiders are weak. Its nothing like the first [...]

How many batteries does it take to light up Lane Stadium? 1-AA (duke dogs in the house)

Hair is gone. Sigh. I was taking a bunch of shit from my bro and his trollop on the ride home from dinner about my Sampson like wig.  So I says, “Ok! You two clowns cut it then, if you want it gone so bad.” The gauntlet was thrown and immediately picked up. The wig [...]

If you ever wanted to know what the mind of Spree Lew was like after being called babydick, head over to this mega rant by Mel Gibson. Some select ringtones I’m thinking about adding to my phone: For Dirt: “You have no soul.” For D$: “You dishonest c*unt” For Clew: “I bend over backwards with [...]

I’m going to start the hunt today for something else to do. I’m about half way finished updating my resume, just have to check with some of my oldest clients if they’ll be references. That should be done before the PM today when I start making calls. The real question is hair down, professional pony [...]

Banned in Canada,well… one province, so it must be good eh? Next trip to the beach this’ll be a nice novelty while watching Trading Places or Ghostbusters.

Tiger screwed his neighbor’s 21 year old daughter. Get Nice as our resident asshole Dirt would say. Here is another reason to hate UVA & the Giants. Tiki Barber left his pregnant wife who doubled down with twins for a 23 year old coworker. Stay Classy.

Dirt just sent:

The drawers are lined with Bald Eagle: PFT

Its been snowing here all day and has in the past hour turned into wintery mix mode.