Archive for the 'Just Crap' Category

Insane

Monday, July 12th, 2010

If you ever wanted to know what the mind of Spree Lew was like after being called babydick, head over to this mega rant by Mel Gibson. Some select ringtones I’m thinking about adding to my phone:
For Dirt: “You have no soul.”
For D$: “You dishonest c*unt”
For Clew: “I bend over backwards with my balls in [...]

The Wig

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

I’m going to start the hunt today for something else to do. I’m about half way finished updating my resume, just have to check with some of my oldest clients if they’ll be references. That should be done before the PM today when I start making calls.
The real question is hair down, professional pony tail, [...]

Banned in Canada

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Banned in Canada,well… one province, so it must be good eh? Next trip to the beach this’ll be a nice novelty while watching Trading Places or Ghostbusters.

Sh*tting Where You Eat

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Tiger screwed his neighbor’s 21 year old daughter. Get Nice as our resident asshole Dirt would say.
Here is another reason to hate UVA & the Giants. Tiki Barber left his pregnant wife who doubled down with twins for a 23 year old coworker. Stay Classy.

Rubbing It In

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Dirt just sent:

Money is no object

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

The drawers are lined with Bald Eagle: PFT

Cold & Nasty

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Its been snowing here all day and has in the past hour turned into wintery mix mode.

Clew’s Urban Dictionary Definition

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

so I typed in Clew’s real name at urbandictionary.com and this is what it spit out, no shit
(PS – in an effort to not expose real names I will not post the link and you can go check it out for yourself if you question the validity of this post)
I think it’s pretty spot on…
Clew:
1)Someone [...]

Oil on Canvas

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Got this covered in an inch of dust last night at an auction for $20. It had been sitting in a storage unit I would guess for a decade plus. Oil on canvas, 30″x30″. Here it is cleaned up a bit, excuse the pic quality – crappy phone camera:

I don’t know much about art but [...]

Hanging at the DMV

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Here’s a piece of free advice: Don’t let your driver’s license expire.
1 hour & 45 minutes later of hanging out in the DMV, I’m going to get one of new ones mailed to me.
BTW, it expired 3 months ago. Nice.