Silver just kissed $36. Listen to Peter Schiff argue with this idiot:

Here’s to a better 2011. My kit: a couple Silver bullets and a Ron Pearlman.

Teeebbs, your boy Cusack is getting loony.

There’s been a break through in HIV antibody research. Clew has to thank a 60 year old African-American gay man who caught the HIV I’m guessing through a blood transfusion. If your lucky Clew, after they cure HIV, they’ll move to the herp and bumpers and get you all cleaned up.

This is pretty funny. and I think this one is even funnier.

That’s a bold claim following the turd who just retired from office.

Guilty pleasure indeud. From the article: SallyAnn Salsano, creator of MTV’s “Jersey Shore”, divulged that most of the show’s stars take Valtrex, a herpes medication. “We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up,” she said. I can [...]

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Clew, your dream wife (who you’d eventually throw under a bus and start a fight with her ex for the sport of it) is auctioning up some nude paintings from 2005. Place your bid, you’ll want to place this one over the fireplace.