There’s been a break through in HIV antibody research. Clew has to thank a 60 year old African-American gay man who caught the HIV I’m guessing through a blood transfusion. If your lucky Clew, after they cure HIV, they’ll move to the herp and bumpers and get you all cleaned up.

This is pretty funny.

and I think this one is even funnier.

That’s a bold claim following the turd who just retired from office.

Guilty pleasure indeud. From the article:
SallyAnn Salsano, creator of MTV’s “Jersey Shore”, divulged that most of the show’s stars take Valtrex, a herpes medication. “We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up,” she said.
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For laughing at this video.

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Clew, your dream wife (who you’d eventually throw under a bus and start a fight with her ex for the sport of it) is auctioning up some nude paintings from 2005.
Place your bid, you’ll want to place this one over the fireplace.

Is another man’s lineman? Poor J. Campbell can’t catch a quality player without a problem.
I’m still holding out for Vick or Burress, hell why not both. I hate dogs and love guns so they get my apporoval.

Hail to the underdogs. The type of heroic shit movies should be about.