And for some Clewsian humor:

Hey boys, I’m about to punch outta here in a couple weeks. Heading to the Stan, but apparently it’s not the same war our grandpappies fought and we’ll have WiFi over there, so I’ll still be up via email and of course the WLC. I promise I will check the website often, but don’t expect [...]

Snoop breaks it down: (very NSFW)

In need of some giggles? Try out this Ricky Gervais compilation from the Golden Globes. If you can finish it without laughing, I’ll send you the Groupon link for a complimentary reach around from Clew on your second visit to Blacksburg Train Station aka Clew’s townhouse. Also, this story about the editor of Deadspin is [...]

Now that my fantasy team is officially done, I find myself sitting on the Googles machine with less to do…because who really wants to do work, honestly? We all know him as Michael McDonald, but I was losing it to this one. I’m sure Ryzz will pour on his Haterade because it’s so old and [...]

Here’s the story. I generally think prank calls are about as funny as Clew’s 1990 jokes, but this one is worth a listen

Skip to 9:00, probably one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard to describe revenge sex or anything else in life. Without Angelina, I don’t know where this season would’ve gone. The Jersey Shore

NSFW, Clew’s next FF team: City Jerks. From Warming Glow