Bryan Stinespring Does It Again
by Ryzz
, September 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm. Filed under: Football, Irritation of the Day, Rant.
Let me first just say that its truly amazing how many points the Hokies can put on the board with Stinespring calling the plays. Its a testament to the recruiters and talent on the team.
Stinespring’s go to plays:
1. Run up the middle
2. Bubble screen
3. The deep ball
4. The “Do something” play. You’ll know this play when you see it. Everyone runs around waving their arms like they’re open and the QB scrambles without direction.
5. Slow developing play in the backfield. This is usually some form of a reverse or sweep. Generally, it fails but can be effective versus Duke.
There is absolutely no creativity in his play calling and he relies heavily on talent to mask his inabilities.
Fast defenses destroy this playbook. Linemen and linebackers blitz/crash every play. Their goals are to crush the RBs and QB. They don’t have to worry about counters: slot receiver over the middle, TE over the middle, or screen plays because Stinespring never calls them. Corners have two plays to cover: the post and bubble screen. If the receiver runs, the corner runs with him. If the receiver sits, the corner tackles him. The corners get safety help on the deep routes.
This is why those fast retards down at FSU have such a good record against VT. This shit is a simple scheme for them and they’re fast as hell.
We ran more complex schemes than this in little league football and every year, I see this same shit and wonder how he keeps his job.
(Let me just say this shit ain’t personal. No ad hominem attacks. I’m sure he’s a nice family man and all that. Even still, if Stinespring is recruiting a lot of the talent, by all means put him in charge of recruiting. Just let someone who can evaluate a defense’s weaknesses and exploit them call the damn plays. This shit is painful to watch.)
September 7th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Rule #1, Ryzz: Always make it personal. With the way that asshole calls plays, he probably fingers his children. Him and Vinny Cerrato get together and drown puppies on the weekends.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Easy E and Dove were at that game for the honeymoon, and I know Spree Lew was there. For once, I wish I went to a college where we didn’t lose the first game and rule out a title hunt in the beginning of every season. By the way, Easy E said Boise State fans are rude as hell…can’t wait to see if Spree Lew ended up in jail for giving a beat down.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
beat down or beat off?
September 7th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
That’s what you get for spotting the opposing team 17 points in the first quarter.
September 11th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Hey Fellas, finally rolled up the tarp and put the 40 cal back in it’s case with slobber all over it. Just wanted to jump on here to throw some apologies out to those who peruse this board. First of all D$, Teebs, Spree (whoever you route for) and especially Dirt I apologize for talking shit to you on this board about Chokie football, our program is a joke we have had mediocre success against mediocre teams in the past ten years. Dirt I will always love to hate, D$ sorry it’s almost come to blows a couple times over it and sorry I missed the weekend at playa del ebbs partially because of wanting to watch the game. In all honesty I was envious, that what Butch did at UNC in 5 years it took Beamer 25. Beat us in recruiting, image and on the field although none of it was done legally.
September 11th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Secondly, I apologize to Ryzz, Flems, Strokker and especially Clew. First statement, I love Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University and year in and year out i defended Stinespring, TT and the rest of the team. Clew you should have smacked me in the mouth like Kurt Russell smacked Billy bob thorton or ground and pounded me like I had an argyle sweater on. This program has top ten talent but a coaching staff that is as old and stale as the worst of the worst in the Football Championship Series. Sorry for getting your hopes up about anything ever. In all seriousness Clew and I were texting about how we could get back to the BCS championship, this program is laughable. Tyrod is horrible and Clew you know I want to get a big white boy in there slinging the ball so I could droool over him, but our offensive line will not allow for that. We have 3 running back that would start at any D-1 team in the nation and none of them could rush for over 75 against a D-1AA team? Nice! I will not support this team any longer until a coaching change is made and hopefully a big one. I know we will come out and run the table in the ACC now and make the ACC look like a bigger pile of shit but I’m done. F*#k ten win seasons, ACC championships, commonwealth cup ( does that go to JMU now??), everything else. College football is a business and we have the CEO of BP running our show.
September 11th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I was at that game…coincidence that the Cooler strikes again? I am just thankful that I am an NFL guy first and foremost, although the Skins are going to bring their own sort of pain this year. I wouldn’t worry about anyone in the crew talking shit, Spree Lew, as the ACC is a Pop Warner league that needs to be relegated to subdivision at this point. What kind of pep talk does Beamer give after this one?
September 11th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I just put Fire Bryan Stinespring in the links. Go read his rant.
Yall are coming to the conclusion I came to back in about I’d say 2003 when I saw a shit pile of blitzs and no screens just runs up the middle.
Put your money wear it counts instead.
Get one clew wear that shit on campus.
September 11th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
The sad part is Bud Foster is at just as much blame. Sorry the JMU “Pistol” offense” with their second string QB threw you off little buddy.
September 12th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Wow. Clew make sure you call your cousin and talk him off the ledge. I only have a few friends so I can’t afford to lose anyone relatively close