Alert in my webmail made me laugh coffee out of my nose
Thursday, August 27th, 2009August 27, 2009 Today, at approximately 12:50 p.m., a male was observed masturbating in West Ambler Johnston Hall in the fifth floor lounge. The suspect is described as a white male with a pale complexion, 25-35 years of age, 6 foot, 200 pounds, short buzzed hair, some facial hair, thin silver glasses, black baggy t-shirt [...]
