Draft 08
by Ryzz
, August 2, 2008 at 3:01 am. Filed under: DeeMoney says, Humor, Sports, WLC Events.
When is the FF draft? Teeebbs, you still gonna be commish? August is approaching. D$ don’t be late this year.
Slightly off topic, D$ I still owe you $10. Let me know when you are in town.
Update: I’m going to keep updating this post’s timestamp (to keep it at the top of the blog) untill we get a draft date settled.
July 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
My vote is 1:00 pm on 16 August. I assume we are going eight players again, with the same rules. The buy in will be $100, and Me, Ryzz, Tee, Dirt, D$, Strokker, Spree Lew, and Rob will all play. The only confirmation we need is Spree Lew, otherwise Tee will have to sweet talk H dog into coming back.
July 27th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
i’m cool whenever, we need to hear from Dirt when he is available
July 28th, 2008 at 8:44 am
that works for me….
July 28th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
fine by me
July 29th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Alright, I am going to FF police it up right now. We’ve heard from the unusual suspects, but nothing from Tee, D$, or Spree Lew. Me, Rob, Ryzz, Dirt, and Strokker are all goes for 16 August. Come on Tee, this is the most important day of the year you are ignoring here.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I am definetly down to play this year. A hundo sounds good to me and the draft time sounds good. Count me in, I’m getting giggly just thinking about it.Any thoughts/comments on Ocho Cincos recent interview?
July 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
you mean this interview:
or this:
both good stuff but he needs a good ankle to back up all that trash talk
July 29th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Dirt, I do believe you also owe me $10 from the tourney pick ‘em challenge…..I cannot do August 16…going to be in NYC for a yankees game…hate the yanks but figured I better see the house that babe built before they tear it down…How about that sunday evening That is the 17th around 4 or 5
July 29th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
What such blasphemy D$, making us schedule the FF draft around your baseball event?
At least lie to us with something believable like telling us you’re going to a gay rights parade in NYC.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Great. D$ has to go and fuck everything up again. Are you really going to a Yankees game, or did your girl say you had to spend Saturday afternoon with her? It has to be a mid afternoon draft whenever we do it. I am comfortable with 9 August, although injuries might screw some people. It is that or 23 August.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Just because you two have already planned to have your private naked draft at casa de ryzz so you can work out special "trades" doesn’t mean you have to lash out at me….I am sure you two can stand not seeing each others pecker for a couple more weeks…my vote is the 23rd
July 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Its not gay if you’re doing it during fantasy football. Everybody confirm the 23rd at 100 PM, please.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
My vote is the 23rd.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
23rd is cool. I schedule my life around FF.
I would recommend the rest of you fags do the same.
Haven’t heard from last year’s champ yet.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
You haven’t from from him because he’s in Illinois. The interweb hasn’t been invented there yet.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Will run this through the super computer to determine if it is acceptable…23rd sounds about right… we did it the 19th last year fyi- Commish
July 29th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
23rd works for me…oh FF draft? I thought it was an man-orgy….I’m still good to draft on the 23rd
July 29th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
just show up to clew’s trailer on the 23rd and you’ll get both Strokker
Teeebbs, commish? or pass the reins?
July 29th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I told you you good use the house while I was out of town in good faith, Ryzz. No man orgies while I am gone, please.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Seriously, D$ sent me a mantastic invite. I wasn’t going to go, just passing information Strokker would find useful.
Here’s the invite:
I’m sure he’ll be disappointed his usual "Clew manwich" won’t be there.
July 30th, 2008 at 9:12 am
the 23rd works for me. D$ i thought i already paid, but if not you know where i live, come pick it up…
July 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am
FYI, Dirt. D$ is back to fun loving college party guy. That year back in high school transformed him into a proper young gentleman briefly, but Big D$ is back, baby. He wants that $10 for what its real monetary value is: 24 ice cold natural lights. Subtract the cost of gas driving to your house to get the $10 and then back, and he’s still sitting pretty on about 16.5. Later on this evening he’ll be shirtless, humming Waylan Jennings, and dreaming of the glory days. Then, he will pass out with penis in hand in a failed attempt to rub one out to aerobics infomercials. What makes me happy about this whole situation, is that at least I’m not alone anymore.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am
For a turn around like that D$ must have broke up with his girl.
Dirt being dirty, somethings never change.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
just living the dream
July 30th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’m holding on to the commish reins to ensure that I get the #3 pick in the draft… setting up the league right now. Will post the link shortly
July 30th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Okay, we’re league ID: 257440. You should be all getting the email with the password except for Strokes and Clew’s New Boyfriend Guy. Forward it on, I don’t have either’s email. Let me know if you don’t get it.
Do we have any motions for any rule changes from last year?
July 30th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Draft is set up for August 23 at 1pm et
July 30th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
D$, see you at 1:23 after your girl makes you late
July 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
$100 buy in. Must have it in hand before Aug 23 at 1pm. Paypal it if it’s easiest. te (at) jt3 (dot) net
July 30th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Also I love how I haven’t spoken to Spree Lew in about 10 months, but when FF starts we can take him off the MIA list. You still in Saluki-land because I guess I’m within road trip distance of you for the next few months…
July 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
By the way, I’m drafting Seneca Wallace with my #2 pick and the KC defense with my #3 pick… but it’s top secret so don’t tell Ryzz
July 30th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Good start:http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?invitation=wlc2007_257440_175_363738_2
July 30th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
let the disinformation begin…I got Mike Vick getting out early on good behavior so I am going to steal him in round 4….also tee got to it before me but I bet you anything he gets at least the number three pick…..I wonder who will be left when pick 6 comes around?
July 30th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Tee, I just transfered my cash to paypal and am waiting for it to clear. I was sitting here giggling to myself about how anal you are over the payment system, until I really thought about how much it blows to get stuck with friends like Dirt who "forget" to pay. Then, I remembered a line from this boss movie I saw in subtitles over the weekend, filmed in your favorite Uzbekistan, entitled "The Mongol". It is a biography of Genghis Khan. When he establishes law in the unruly kingdom, he keeps it simple. 1. A Mongol fights until the end. 2. A Mongol never betyrays his Khan. 3. A Mongol never forgets his debts. Don’t ever say, despite all my faults and character flaws, that I never paid up!
July 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
"D$ i thought i already paid, but if not you know where i live, come pick it up…"
July 30th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
1) Subtitles seems a bit ambitious
2) Uzbekistan? Somebody is watching movies longing for the place he once called home… I heard Lawrence of Arabia has a lot of sand in it
July 30th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Are you trying to lock me out like last year:
I got that from the busted email. I wish your fantasy skills were as good as you commish skills then I’d be champ 3 years running.
July 30th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Conan is more quotable, its not like Ghengis Khan conquered half the world or something.
July 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
My #1 pick Brett Favre, #2 Terry Glenn
Team name: Domination Station
July 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Agree, who were you giving a handjob to so he would read the subtitles for you?
July 31st, 2008 at 12:06 am
Your mom.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:28 am
Dude what is the password. my email returned the same busted link as Ryzz. And for the record i did pay D$ last year. not my fault he was blackout and doesn’t remember…
July 31st, 2008 at 9:29 am
Sweet Tea, I’m still in the IL myself. Youll have to come down south one weekend. Got plenty of cold beer and slutty women. Anything going on your way?
July 31st, 2008 at 9:36 am
"beverage"
July 31st, 2008 at 9:39 am
Apparently Yahoo can’t work out automated emails… sorry for that
Go here: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/signup
And use league id: 257440 with the above password
July 31st, 2008 at 9:41 am
Nothing here good Spree Lew, although I hit up a Single A baseball game last night for free hot dog night. I put down 5 regulars and a cheese dog
Could also meet in St Louis and see what trouble we can get into… do a Cards game and then see if we can find Nelly at the club
July 31st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Classiest name award as usual goes to Dirt
July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
How bout now? I just signed up & paid the piper.
July 31st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Tee, St Louis is a fun city if you are close. Big Casino with hold em.
July 31st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Ryzz, nice name. I think its time we seriously address the possibility the joke has actually turned you 100% gay.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Gravatar check.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I got my $15 stat tracker/ draft kit combo. I paid though. I don’t like giving out my financial info out to businesses I don’t know.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:53 pm
tee make sure you are on the look out and let everybody know when you find the hebrew stat tracker this year
July 31st, 2008 at 10:48 pm
There are two issues I would like to address here. The first is that in re-reading the post, I stumbled across Ryzz’s altered Conan dialogue. I actually pictured Ryzz running over the guy’s face in Atlantic City that was talking shit. The second is that this is Andrew Walter’s breakout season, and I am taking him with my second pick. Kevin Jones is number 3. Go Hokies!
July 31st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Subtle little nuggets Clew require more attention but they are worth it.
D$ the hebrew offer is there, they are offering it now after you login. I’m just too hebrew for the hebrew offer. They want your financial info but claim they won’t charge you. Where as last year, I think it was a survey.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I’ve got stat tracker. If you have Verizon, feel free to hit me up for updates. If you use a busted service, go fuck yourself.
August 1st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
You know the commishes line is always open… and yes I’m signing up for that offer because I got nothing to steal even if they wanted it
August 1st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
nothing to steal??? did you just clean out the ole’ bank account with a big pruchase from a jewish jeweler????
August 1st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
just noticed clew’s bada ding pic…and also just figured out what gravatar means
August 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Dirt and Spree Lew still holding out on the gravatar, they’re fans of the white man / grey background look
Also added FF link back to the top of the site like I do every year about this time.
August 1st, 2008 at 6:58 pm
By the way, D$, did you ever try out the magic pills?
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
Strokker and Spree Lew, how about you dig your faces out of each others assholes and join the league so our schedule is set.
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:43 am
Good luck with that. They just both committed to changing their careers to prostate doctors.
Next time you get yours examined clew (next week) when strokker lies by saying he’s alergic to latex at least make him wash his hands.
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:03 am
i am scared to dive into the season without a clever name. Stroker and I have also been jerking each other off to Hokie football talk.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
you get 20 characters examples:
Dick in Hand D$Style
Clew’s Tip Jars
Terrible Tee’s Rocks
Dirt’s Crawfishes
Stroke’s Dirty South
Ryzz is Hung
You know just some examples. Feel free to use any.
August 4th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Teeebbs, who has and hasn’t paid? No crawfishes in the WLC FF League.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Nice try at a reversie, Ryzz, but Tee can see the names in his paypal account. Its not anonymous like you think it is, so go ahead and stop heebing and send it in.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Ryzz has paid
August 5th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Clew has paid for himself and his man-friend
August 5th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Dirt in an unprecedented move has tried the "reversie" himself by paying up in full. I’m not sure what the devious ploy is here… but stay tuned
August 5th, 2008 at 9:53 am
5/8, waiting on D$, Strokes, and Spree Lew. Spree Lew’s is apparently coming by pony express from the Midwest so should be here soon
August 5th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
making moves….waiting on that federal loan money
August 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Might I make a suggestion on payouts, Tee? I think $500 to the winner and $300 to second place should be about right. Don’t take away anymore with some consolation prize.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I agree with Clewwantstosuckonmarcusvickshog
August 5th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Okay, so Dirtusedtobeahugedukefanandcouldntdecidewhetherhethoughtbobbyhurleyor
christianlaettnerwascutersohemadedollsofbothandmasturbatedfrequentlyto agrees. Who else likes the payout system?
August 5th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
wow that randomly got cut off…thanks wordpress.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
600-200, everyone else gets a good luck next year or 500-200, 100 to the regular season champ
either of those i’m ok with, Clew thats too much $ for 2nd place
August 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I like 500 for first. Sounds about right.
I think 200 for second sounds about right too. Double your money, no more.
I’m leaning toward 100 for reg season champ. 3rd place game is for pride.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
3rd place game is for pride and this in your fantasy profile:
August 6th, 2008 at 1:44 am
How about 600-100-100?
August 6th, 2008 at 2:11 am
Curve ball. How about $426-$222-$152? In all seriousness, I prefer Spree Lew’s option over 500-200-100. I used to be a big points and regular season champ guy, but fantasy is all about the playoffs. If your not 1st or 2nd, then you’re last. That’s not true, dad. You could be 3rd, or 4th, or 5th…
August 6th, 2008 at 2:14 am
By the way, Ryzz, when you first changed the greatest WLC page ever to doodoo brown, I think we still managed to keep the most commented on page. This site is an improvement from the eye sty inducing toilet site that only you supported, but can we bring back most commented? I think this one might win out.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Clew, congrats on not drinking during the week.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Most Comments back up for you #1boytoy. I love how Spree Lew throws his $.02 in to the payouts as if he’ll ever see some of it. LOL
August 6th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I just realized something hilarious. Ryzz took away the most commented section of the page when he transitioned to the new layout. He claimed it was because he didn’t like it, although everyone else seemed to enjoy all it had to offer. Then, mysteriously, Ryzz makes a post that actually makes the most commented, and what happens? See Ryzz, its not about making thirty posts a day, its all about quality.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
that gold fantasy trophy… came from my trophy closet. Let me know when you get one.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:13 am
got one. In basketball, baby. It was about as lucky as a win as yours was back in 2005 with that ragtag group of flunkies. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you went in as the 6th seed?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:49 am
I snuck in true but I peaked at the perfect time and beat all the top teams. Hollis was never the same since thats what I do to people.
Teeebbs has had my # for the past two years. I’m gonna nip that in the bud this year.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Ryzz, I have a side bet of whatever you want that you don’t place in the top two.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:05 am
I have the worst luck betting against you.
I like this bet better: $20 says I finish higher than you at the end of the playoffs. If we both exit in the same round then it goes to regular season points. No draws – win or lose.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Spree Lew has paid
August 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
D$ has paid. $100 in scratch lottery tickets arrived today in a FedEx envelope
August 12th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Stroker paid, everybody is in. Nice work
August 13th, 2008 at 2:01 am
everybody early this year, who would’ve thought we were capable
September 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
looks like plax was a pretty good pick