I got a new air mattress today that means I got a new pump too. I know Clew will be happy now that the man nest status is “GO”. Also next time we need to tailgate, we should have chairs if we remember to bring them. I bought 4 of those collapsible camping chairs.
Any thing [...]

I find The Dirty Jersey accent hilarious when men speak with it and trashy when women speak with it. By trashy, I mean like garbage. This is amusing:
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From Ace

According to “Clew’s Rules” the pile and tackling men is where all the excitement in football occurs. That would explain this kind of  news and that same picture of Rex in a frame on Clew’s nightstand would explain something else.

I really do hate the coaches at VT. Nothing like finding a way to lose with a 10-0 lead in the fourth quarter. 3 man rush on a Heisman candidate? Idiocy.
All that pressure on Glennon, who I have absolutely no faith in, and yall call those plays where he has to make those long passes [...]

Right here, pretty cool.

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There is enough action, drama, and emotion in the real thing. Try your best to replicate it or just leave it alone.