Little Help Fellas
by clew
, May 6, 2007 at 3:08 pm. Filed under: WLC Events.
Alright, I am down to two months before my one month vacation, and I need the lazy ass members of the WLC to man up and give me a schedule. Here is what I have booked so far:
July 9th – arrive home
July 14th – Grandma’s Bday
July 15th – Spree and the Spreewell’s at the River Inn
July 21st – Wedding
July 28th – Beach
This leaves me with 10th – 13th, 16th – 20th, 23rd – 27th for Vegas, Acity, Casa de Ryzz, or whatever you bustas want to do. If the stars align correctly and we can all get together, it may be one of the last times for the next few years. Again, I could care less what we do, but a three or four day binge is in order.
UPDATE: We will flying out of RIC on the 25th and back there on the 28th
May 6th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
That looks like more of a work schedule for drinking than a break already.
If I can’t take my electric wheelchair, then I’m not going to Vegas. I refuse to be pushed around and I’m not renting another. I’m calling the airport tomorrow and some of my cripple friends to see what the deal is.
I can drive the express to AC anytime and twice if necessary.
I’ll try and update yall on the wheelchair situation tomorrow. Remember its cheaper if we go during the week where ever we go.
May 6th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
I’m down with whatever…
May 7th, 2007 at 10:36 am
I have to go to Vegas…..it is a must, but if it doesn’t work out this time I am pretty sure Acity owes me some money
May 7th, 2007 at 11:52 am
I figure we can prolly line up a trip and a Casa de Ryzzzle visit…
I’m prolly out the 10th-13th, but I think the rest of the windows of Clew visiting time will be available.
I’d prefer Vegas, but I’ll do what’s I gots to accommodate the Blogfather…
May 7th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I was wrong about the week of the beach and I actually leave the day after the wedding. Because everone is either flexible (i.e. Ryzz, D$, Spree, and Strokker), or doesn’t want to make a post on the WLC site (i.e. Doubledown, Dirt, and Biggie), I think Acity is our best option. We should leave Casa de Rizz in the early afternoon of July 27th, and check out and return on the 31st. That gives us three full days of gambling.
Because I know you guys are bitches and are too lazy (exception being Ryzz, though he is a bitch) to make any arrangements or coordinations, I will treat you myself as long as you commit now. I will pay for three hotel rooms, to include the handicap specialTM suite, for those four nights, as long as you agree to go right now for those dates. I am trying to cater to you guys, and I am getting nothing but shrugs of the shoulders and whatevers in return. This is what I am planning:
1. – Pimpjuice special suite for Biggie and Ryzza
2. – Next door room for Me, Doubledown, and Strokker
3. – Third room for Spree and D$
Dirt and Spree Lew are more than welcome to attend and crash in any of said rooms, but Dirt is a habitual quitter, and Spree Lew always has some tang to attend to. If I left anyone out, let me know. I really need you fellas to hit me up with five minutes of your time and give me some feedback.
May 7th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I’m there, I don’t know if biggie is coming I’ll post later tonight
D$ will be jealous of strokker
I can pay for my hotel room, I’m no free loader. Just make reservations, pay for it, and I’ll pay you back with my gambling winnings.
May 7th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Okay, Ryzz is in.
May 7th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Does the pope shit on the bear in the woods on saturday? I am in, but 3 days is too much. i will roll on thursday night, but prolly leave on sat afternoon…How ydo you GET NICE???
May 7th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I’m there, make it happen
May 7th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Dirt!? – in like Flynn. I may end up getting four rooms. I giggled like shit over the pope and bear shitting combo.
Strokker – we gotta see you off in style, baby. You’re gonna get shot down on your first mission, so we need to get the fun in now.
D$ – Need some confirmation and you need to hit up Spree Lew today
May 7th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
First, I appreciate the vote of confidence Clew, thanks buddy!
Next, I’m not really going “anywhere” per say, because after the initial 10-week visit to hell, I’ll be in Quantico for 6+ months with weekends off to come down and throw some cards at Casa del RAY-IS-GAY…
After that it’s prolly sayonara for a while.
The good thing is, by that weekend I will have done my Board physical fitness test and be ready to throw down, fo’ sho’ down!
May 7th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Yo, my vote is still for Vegas. Ryzz, any word on flying the chair? Seriously, we need to do it up right. And we won’t ever be the Rat Pack of the Rappahannock unless we go to Vegas. D$ back me up here. I say screw all the reasons A City makes more sense; let’s go crazy for the triumphant return of the Clew. Besides, I figure more casinos means more freeeeee money…
May 7th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Clew, I could do the weekend in A City Prob couldn’t make the vegas trip. If theres room for a headbussa to crash on a floor I can free up my tang schedule. Probably could also work it to make it the whole time.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Alright, so we are waiting to hear if Ryzz’s chair is a go for the possible Vegas expo. It sounds like Tee is the only one absolutely dead set on Sin City, and I am always down for the bright lights. The only problem I see is that not everyone can make it out to the West Coast, and I believe the more WLC members the better. I realize Spree Lew is still in his sponsorship phase, but it would be nice to have him anyways. We can initiate him with the customary anal gangbang.
With that being said, who for sure could make it to Vegas for the same dates with the rooms being provided by yours truly? Ryzz, I need the verdict on your chair…couldn’t we just rent another one out there if worst comes to worst? Spree Lew and Dirt, if you guys can rock those $99 specials out of Richmond, you will actually spend less time traveling than if we went to Acity, so think about it.
D$-did you really quit your job? I was giggling like a girl after reading that on Tee’s post, but I don’t know if I can believe it yet.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:49 am
Pros for Vegas:
-Rooms are 1/3 the price of Acity, which would help me out.
-It is faster to fly to Vegas than drive to Acity.
-There are a lot more shows, restaraunts, etc. at Vegas to enjoy.
-It is the last time we could go to the Sahara before they blow it up.
-D$, Tee, and Ryzz have yet to pop their Vegas cherries.
May 8th, 2007 at 8:15 am
I’m down for Vegas, Acity or even San Fran for a little late night man-brothel action if deemed necessary. That weekend is open in my book and I’ll do whatever you guys want because like Clew said, it’s going to be my last hoorah before I kicked in my perverbial/literal ass for a while!
May 8th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I’m always down, but might be counted out of either trip…underage is killin’ me.
May 9th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Damn, Spree, I totally forgot about the age issue. You need a hell of a fake to pull it off in either place, so get on it.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Haha, maybe the many geniuses and professional cons of the WLC can work something, but as far as me coming up with something, don’t count on it. And if the same ID idea comes up…just remember C-Hill and the episode at the Bama Breeze.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
what are you talking about? that trick always works… right D$?
May 9th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Alright here are the updates:
Ryzz: I got you for Vegas, but I need confirmation we can rent a chair if you can’t take yours. I got it because you need to quit being a poontang and go to the land of the Rat Pack.
Biggie: I got you.
D$: I got you.
Spree Lew: I got you. Don’t be a bitch, you are coming.
Spree: You are fucked unless you can get a ninja ID, but you got gigs to do and we are celebrating your 21st in Vegas anyways.
Tee: You got yourself, nigga.
Dirt: ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ”
Strokker: I will get you if need be, but you have been engineering it up so you better have some jack saved.
I was wrong about the travel time because we have to connect out of Richmond. Most flights are 7 hours, which is about the same as the express drive time to acity. Let me know if I left anyone out again. Please, please, please get back to me on this post because I need to make some purchases soon on the old Travelocity.
On a side note, WLC wholeheartedly endorses Travelocity because Expedia blows our collective left fucking nut. They have no customer service, they overcharge, and they are run by mongrels.
FUCK EXPEDIA! – that is for the google searches.
May 9th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Let’s pick dates too. My vote is for 25/26-28/29. I need to work in at least part of a weekend so they don’t fire me. 4 nights 25th-28th looks pretty money in my calendar. Get in Wednesday night and leave Sunday morning, or even Saturday night on the red-eye. Saturday night flight might be money. Get blacked out all afternoon, gamble away the last of our money… err collect all of our winnings, pass out on the plane and have all Sunday to recover. Also, saves us a night in the hotel. That’s my vote. The other weekends look booked for Clew from the dates he gave. Somebody tell me if this doesn’t work.
May 9th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Me and the roommate both prefer AC just because it takes less planning. If I wasn’t fucked in this wheelchair it would be no question. If I’m in my manual chair, then I need a babysitter to push me around when ever I need to do anything…, piss, shit, move etc… that is not fun for anyone. I’ve been there, done that, and it ain’t cool sitting around soiled clothes waiting for someone to wheel you back to the room to get cleaned up. After the crew has a few drinks, noone thinks about shit like that. Not to mention if everyone wants to go somewhere else, I’m left behind or roling the dice on finding a handicap accessible taxi.
This is the burden of rolling with me.
If the WLC decides to roll to Vegas, take a lot of pictures to show me when you get back. Really and in all seriousness, I got no problem with it. I’ve looked into the Vegas trip, the logistics for me are just too much of a bitch and I don’t want to be someone else’s burden.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:41 am
This site is now killing me softly. I have had three one page long posts deleted after I hit submit smack. I have copied and saved the last one, luckily. However, when I paste it onto the open page, it says I have already said that and won’t let me post. What the hell is going on?
May 10th, 2007 at 3:43 am
As far as Vegas is concerned, I don’t understand the limitations. You are good to go in Acity as long as you have the power chair, and I’m sure I can have one ready and waiting at the airport for the full trip. We can get taxis while we play at the gaming table, and Vegas is ten times more accessible to you than Acity. I realize you think it might be difficult or a “burden” for us, but I can promise you it isn’t. Its not a big deal at all, and I’m buying anyway. You need to man up and “damn the torpedoes”. I won’t even drink out there if it makes you feel better…I might actually win for once.
http://www.scootaround.com/rentals_vehicles.htm#vehicle3
If you are dead set on Acity, however, I am in. I said from the get go I wanted the crew to be together, but Tee is going to cry salty tears if he doesn’t fulfill his Vegas fantasies soon. Think about him, Ryzz. Do it for the kids. Again, I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable at all or feel like I am trying to push you into this, but I just don’t understand why Vegas would be hard. We can line it up.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:18 am
I will have some “jack” for you clew, I just need you/think it’ll be easier for you to pay for it up front and I’ll slam it in your backside…errr mean catch you on the back end….err give you some money once you’re in the states…there that’s better
Ryzzzle, I have no problem being your personal cater if need be…that is, if we have to get the manual chair. If Clew can line up a motorized joint then we probably won’t need cabs. Vegas is so damn accessible it’s crazy and we can literally walk anywhere we want to go, especially if we’re shacking up at the Sahara. Plus, if you’re in a motorized chair then you just push the button and set the pace for the rest of our drunk asses to walk with. NO PROBLEM!
Although, Vegas or Acity, I’m down and Clew I’ll get you some loot, don’t sweat that…
May 10th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Two things….
“I won’t even drink out there if it makes you feel better…I might actually win for once.” I’ll believe that when I see it
Also if it does work out in Vegas with a motorchair for RyzzhasabumperstickontheHCExpressthatsayscowboy’sbuttsdrivemenutz I say we all throw down for the transportable scooter for each of us and we can roll deep around Sin City like a gang
May 10th, 2007 at 11:26 am
I am definitely down to rent all the scooters and roll hard. We would need tuxedo T shirts and uniform glasses for that though. RyzzhasabumperstickerontheHCExpressthatsaysLogCabinRepublicanskeepitquiet needs to make a comment and let us know whether he has caved in to peer pressure yet.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:38 am
D$, I think that’s how you got the suffix money because that idea is straight CASH homey! I love it and you’ve just made my day. I hate to wish my life away, but I can’t wait for July so we can go in there straight Crips style.
One question though, can we heckle and fight old dudes who really need the scooters?
May 10th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Def. gunna mess with the old heads who need them….all we have to do is roll through the slot machines and raise some hell
May 10th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
By law, every cab company operating in Vegas is required to have a HC express™-like taxi. I can’t match the original nor does it mean they’ll always be quick, but it’s a good sign. Another option would be renting our own van.
Also, a quick search shows that it shouldn’t be a problem to bring the chair on the plane. From what I’ve read, they put it in with the cargo, then roll it back out at the gate when you arrive. Again, doesn’t mean it’s going to go smoothly or be easy necessarily, but it does sound possible.
I agree with Clew. I want to help any way I can, but I don’t want to force anybody. I just want as many of the Crew to roll together. I definitely think Vegas can be done, and it would be my choice. If we don’t go to Vegas, I will definitely cry some salty tears, but I’ll roll to AC if it means everybody will come.
I’ve already checked out flights to Philly and the $7 train ride for an hour and a half to AC with all the real degenerates. It won’t be as fun as the Express, but I’ll make some friends for us.
Ryzz, no pressure. Easy for me to say… I say give it one more round of thought, and we’ll back you whichever way you go. It is going to be ridiculously fun no matter what we do.
May 10th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
You know I got your back Ryzzzle! No matter which place we choose to go throw our money away, get wasted, and hit on really hot chicks but fuck old fat skanks, it’s going to be ridicously fun…
Don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this post is fast approaching the “Most Smack” in WLC History!
Keep it going…
May 11th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Ryzz…need a response from you negro so we can get the ball rolling.
May 11th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
“negro” hahahahahahaha….love the racial slam!
secretly I wish I was a negro…
May 11th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
honestly, the only reason I posted that last comment is to keep my name on the top of the “Recent Smack” list
May 11th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Clew is the only WLC member who would make a post with “Little” and “Fellas” in the title
I think we all know why…
May 11th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
seriously, this is it. I just wanted the “Recent Smack” list to be nothing but comments from this post
May 12th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I’m trying to figure out all the hoops I have to jump threw right now. I’m making phone calls and have been making calls… power chair, handicap access taxi… gotta find out if they keep my chair in the cabin otherwise I can’t take a piss for 7+ hours
this is all that planning bs I was telling you about
May 12th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
You better keep making those calls so we can get this shit set up and ready to go, baby. Tee likes golden showers, so you can piss in his mouth if you have to. If the seven hour flight is what you are worried about, we have at least one connection, so it will be broken up. As long as you don’t drink liquid the day prior, you should also be good. It is that or just drink the Captain Morgan’s straight so you have a nice gooey, orange piss before you go and then you can’t piss for the rest of the day. That is what I do.
Let me know if I can help research anything as far as the taxis and chairs go, although I think we have already determined we can get both when we need them. I love you.
May 12th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
I haven’t committed yet like I said this the bs you have to go through with fucking handicap people. I hate the handicapped.
I am trying
May 13th, 2007 at 5:52 am
Yea, fuck the handicapped. I’m going to go beat one up today. Seriously, Ryzz, I was just asking what I could do to help. You don’t need to be Whiney McWhinierson. And you did committ to me that one time when we were camping and you promised it wasn’t the peyote talking the next morning.
May 19th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I think I might be able to take my power chair with me but I need some dates. When are we going?
May 20th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Nice baby! I think the final verdict was 25th through 28th of July. I tried to get this ball rolling twice, and prices are only going up, so I need some final answers from the crew on the plan of action.
May 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I’m in… I got to check on bigs though
May 20th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Im in….lets all confirm in or out and lock in a date
May 20th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Yea, I’m best with 25th-28th. Clew, I got my flight, just save me a spot in one of the rooms
May 21st, 2007 at 8:20 am
I’m in, need a flight and hotel. Clew, are you going to take care of this and let me pay you back or do I need to take care of the flight?
I would like to ride with you so we can join the “mile high club” together, or at least if things go awry I got your highly trained ass to take action
May 21st, 2007 at 10:47 am
Well, as of right now I need to know if Biggie is going or not. I plan on ordering the packages tomorrow, and paying for air and hotel for Ryzz, Biggie, D$, Strokker, and myself. I am getting three rooms and making sure there is an extra bed for Tee. If I have left anyone out, let me know. Strokker, this will all be on me, but you can get me back with drinks and your butthole once we are there. Waiting on Biggie as usual…
May 21st, 2007 at 10:50 am
PS…everyone is flying out of Richmond on the 25th and back there on the 28th. Tee is obviously coming from Btown.
May 21st, 2007 at 10:56 am
By the way, I am not leaving you out, Mr. McGirt, I am just assuming you can dip into your extensive coffers and throw down for the long weekend. Hit me up on email and I will give you all the hotel/flight details so you can be on the same plane. I just wanted to make sure you know I love you and hadn’t forgotten. Any second thoughts about marriage yet? If not, we’ll see what we can do in sin city…
May 21st, 2007 at 11:57 am
Baby we’ll be up 5 hundy by midnight
May 21st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
just like last time eh D$. completely off topic, Timberlake is my hero. I’m waiting for a phone call from biggs. Liddell vs Jackson is Saturday, I’m getting it.
May 21st, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I might have to route my trip through the Mond just to be on that flight. Tell me that won’t be a ridiculous event. If you think a car ride to A City can be fun, think how much debauchery can take place on a plane to Vegas.
Question1: Will the plane be able to make unscheduled stops at Outback to use the bathroom?
Question2: Can we bring along the plastic chair for Clew to sit on in the middle of the aisle? The trip won’t be complete without seeing Clew thrown around in the cabin during turbulence.
May 21st, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Biggs is not sure, he got a lot of trips planned this summer on a relative time table…nothing exact. I say damn the torpedoes. Go ahead get the shit just make sure you have 1 handicap of everything. Handicap seat on plane + I’m bringing my power chair, 1 handicap accessible room,
and 1 non-descrimminating hooker. If biggs drops out, surely we can find someone who will fill in.May 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 am
I think that’s a plan because I know a few people I could round up last minute for a voyage of this magnitude!
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:50 am
I need to check, but I’m fairly certain you can’t change the name of the passenger at the last minute, so I need some confirmation on who is going (i.e. Biggs). I did forget about Spree Lew, so you need to post on here and let me know that you can go during that time frame and I will get you. I am also going to see if my boy Eli wants to go. He is the guy you met at casa de ryzz. We might as well gangbang this bitch and do it right.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:09 am
Spree Lew is in clew….I talked to him yesterday…He is living out in bumfuck south dakota so the internet might not be the best.
Tee see if you can work it out flying with us from RIC…the gay flight attendents love his sweet ass and he could prob. get us some free drinks
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Again, I need some final words. I will get you if you fly out of RIC, Tee, because you could service all of the male attendents, the copilot, pilot, and air marshal to get us free drinks. Make sure both you and D$ have the moustaches rocking for the whole trip though. I assume Spree Lew is flying out of RIC with us D$?
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Clew, not sure, depends on the time, email me with the proposed flights so I can see if I could make it in to RIC. It might not be possible, but I’ll look into it just for the fun factor.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Biggs won’t confirm but if he backs out like 2 weeks before surely we can change the name on the ticket right? He’s not sure what his schedule is looking like at the end of july right now.
This is what is looking like:
Ryzz
Biggs (we’ll guilt trip in regardless)
Strokker
Clew
D$
Spree Lew – figure out if he is flying out of RIC or Dakota
Teeebbs figure out if you are flying out of Bean town or RIC
Dirt – oops he probable has something better to do7 peeps is a good size crew
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Clew, I will be back inn God’s country by then and flying out of the RIC. The trips gonna be awesome. Clew I’ll get you back in the bathroom on the plane there.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:57 pm
stand in line spree lew, stand in line!
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:21 pm
mile high club will be inducting new members into to the hard gay wing!
June 15th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Check your emails, bitches…25th to 28th of July at the new hotness Planet Hollywood. I got flight/hotel for me, ryzz, D$, Spree Lew, Strokker, and my buddy Eli. I got four total rooms with double beds, so all you need, tee, is to make sure you are good out of Boston. Let me know if I forgot anyone. I can’t make reservations withour firm commitments, because everything, including the name, has to stay the same.
Hotel might have it all, such as chinese restaraunt on site for late night gen tso’s, new poker room with decent limits, middle of the strip location, two pools on the roof, and gay escorts for ryzz.
June 15th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
the road to my heart is paved with spent rubbers from manwhiches, damn you clew damn you
July 16th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Ryzzzle, we need to coordinate leaving for the airport next wednesday
the flight is 3:36 and I would like to ride with you if possible to split the parking. We prolly need to be there no later than 3 and prolly like 2:30 to be safe with all the handicap BS.
I was thinking I would work a half day that day to try to make some loot and then leave here around noon and be at your place no later than 1.
does that sound like it could work? let me know if there is anything I need to square away or if I need to be up there before then.
July 16th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
no later that 1, I guess that will give us enough time
July 16th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
aight! that’s what I’ll plan on doing. then we can cruise to the ‘port together in the HC X-press and maybe even have time for an anal cavity search during the security check-in….
December 17th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Gentlemen, after rereading this historical WLC post, I have realized it is time for another excursion ala Vegas 2007. I do believe we said the trip needed to be annual, and here we are almost four years later without a blowout involving dead homeless guys (remember- not a funny joke, actually happened), D$ stealing breakfast foods and failing at masturbation, me losing three grand, Easy E eating meat, Spree Lew checking out condo investment opportunities and the nice pools at Planet Hollywood, Tee leaving with all expenses paid and $23.09 in his pocket after grinding it out, Ryzz farting in Strokker’s face while Strokker was also smelling my toes, and of course, singing Beastie Boys in HC Express Vans. All of us, and I do mean all of us, have had the gambling itch for awhile. I say it is time to scratch it somewheres classy. Like West Virginia.
As the hamster wheel of life turns, I find myself in much less of a financially stable gloryhole than that of 2007. However, a big trip needs to be done, and soon. Dirty J and Easy E need a trip. Strokker needs a trip before he gets shot down and killed in Afghanistan. I think something epic needs to be organized. I’m talking Shoe, Captain Stabbin’, Matty Ice of “HEEEEEEYOOOOO” fame, the one they call Baby Duck, D$’s weird asian roommate (okay, not that guy, but definitely Knuckles), Mr. R, Classy Gary, and any other affiliates I am omitting.
All that being said, the Town of Charles in West Virginia may accommodate our needs. It is close by, the casinos have decent limits, West Virginia women are classy, and D$ can still beat off to thighmaster commercials. Let’s start working on a plan, please….
December 18th, 2010 at 9:48 am
Serious giggle box on Matty Ice…I love this idea, but I make a motion for New Orleans
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