Some idiot I talked to the other day mail ordered a Great Dane. Can you believe that shit? Not the mail order part but the wanting a Great Dane.

Coincidentally, I came across this article saying Great Danes are the most destructive breed. Good thing the idiot lives in a trailer (single wide.) He could just buy another trailer off craigslist for $15k, park it next to the old one, and let the dog live in it.

That’ll even leave a mark on my Landry jersey.

A spot on assessment of the game last night.

I would like to watch just one Redskins game without yelling, “I hate Carlos Rogers!”

Not me, seriously.

MMA is awesome because two competitors set to beat the hell out of other don’t take it personal. Any fight in real life is absolutely personal whether based on humilation, security, or property.

An MMA fight is about achieving greatness not about damaging one’s opponent although that is the path often taken to greatness. One’s heart and skill is what is measured in MMA and served with respect when the battle is over. To know the best mixed martial artists, always look to those who show the most respect before the fight.

Here is the redskins schedule. I’m looking at Oct 12 at 1pm vs the Rams. I’d prefer a 1pm game but could make an exception.

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5oz of Pain

Best Quote by Smoot:

He’s nothing. He’s a pair of shoes.

My team name next year: DC Lumber Company

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