Military Intelligence?

In it’s infinite wisdom, the Marine Corps has seen fit to nominate and the Navy to accept me into a graduate studies program for Electrical Engineering at Naval Post Gradutate School in Monterey, CA.

They must be extremely desperate or never really opened the transcripts from Tech because there is no explanation for my acceptance to any graduate program.

Needless to say I’m a bit scared because I am not an Electrical Engineer and I have not done upper level math or physics in 14 years!

We move to Monterey this June and I’ll study for 2 years. After graduation I’ll be assigned some nerd job for 3 years building mainframes or figuring out why youtube buffering crashes the USMC network everytime I try to watch WLC videos!

Guess my days as a meat-eating, death-dealing Cobra pilot are numbered. I will soon enter the nerd-realm the rest of you have been occupying for the last 10 years…

…except I’ll be debt free and getting a steady income for the next six years!

hate hate hate

Butthole Lollipops Out

Chocolate Buttholes in!

Dare I say, “You are what you eat.” Bon appetite!

Sinatra’s Cuba

Before Fidel made everyone poor and himself rich.


Country Roads Take Them Home

Tough beating for the Chokies. I’m sure they’ll find some country roads to take them all the way back to Blacksburg, Va. 82-51 was the final blowout score. They should rename the VT basketball stadium the Atlantic Coast Commode.

The Mountaineers are currently #1 in the Big 12.

Haslett Out Of DC

Haslett is out of DC. I thought he underperformed consistently. Glad to see Gruden taking the team in his direction.

Beefing On A Hot Mic

Its been two years since I watched a UFC. This looks like a good one. Long read here about the bad blood.

Somebody Call An Ambulance For Jim Haslett

Jim Haslett needs to get to the burn ward immediately. London Fletcher scorched him in this scathing article from the Post. Then, he rips on everybody carrying Jim’s water.

As a Skins fan, this is just brutal to see the disintegration currently taking place. Attention Bruce Allen, Jeff Fischer does have a sense of humor. Look at this video where Fischer trotted out on the field in the pre-game coin flip all the players he drafted because our franchise sold our football future for a running QB who turned into a total bust.

Shit, I hope the Skins lose out to get a good draft pick.  Currently, we are in the position for the #5 pick. Hat tip to Clew.

Cooley burns RG3

Cooley burns RG3 and I can’t argue with it because I agree. Washington Post article here. Brutal podcast here.

“The Redskins bet their football life on RG3.” It failed. Look at how better off the Dolphins are with Tannehill who we could’ve drafted with zero sacrifices to St. Louis. The Skins need to abandon this season and draft a QB and O-linemen.

JP Bonus Scene

Read the comments on youtube for some more laughs.