Love the “oh yeah” by Randy at the end.
Then I got a bronze plan that cost twice as much. Only a lawyer, most likely from an Ivy League school, could have written this shit.
Its been a few years, but like a herpes flare up, we are back with a vengeance. This is Survivor/Eliminator/Highlander Football – call it what you like. However, there can be only one!
Directions: follow the link below, enter the group number, enter the password, create a team, make a pick, and pay me
Link to survivor football
Price: 50 fun coupons paypal me asap to my yahoo account, text me if you don’t know it or make an arrangement to pay me straight cash homey
Prizes: Winner takes all, everyone else gets a hot fart right off the turd aimed in their general direction followed by the traditional gentleman’s courtesy, “It don’t stink, trust me.”
Rules: Pick one team to win every week. No repeat picks (don’t worry if you forget, the league will not let you repeat.) One loss and you lose. No mercy for the weak. The deadline to pick is 5 minutes before the first game every week.
Warning: I am warning you schedule busting, deadline breaking, technological backwards mouth breathers right now: the deadline is often Thursday night. I will be merciless in enforcing the deadline every week. As a result, excuses will not be accepted and most definitely invite ridicule. In terms I know you jabronies understand, zero shits will be given when I hear talk of redoes, commissioner edits, mulligans, boycotts, and other seriously weak play coming out of your cock holsters over the phone on a Thursday night, so don’t fuck it up.
Remember: Everybody go crazy. Lets have some fun this year.
P.S. Clew, play the cooler soundtrack while you read the following. I raised the price from 10 to 50 this year to specifically price you out of this league. You better ask the wifey for permission before you enter this budget buster. I’d hate for her and the dogs to go without heat when the polar vortex that you conjured hits Tampa in the coming weeks. No pikers this year.
Teeebbs edit this post and organize this shit. Pronto!
When? 23 or 30
Where? Dirt’s gay brewery, Mona Lounge, Biggie’s house, etc.